I am a fire-eater (anyone need a fire-eater?), amateur sword/dagger swallower, web-designer, former stunt woman, cartoonist, artist, B-movie actress, serial killer afficionado, dominatrix, stand-up comedian, aspiring burlesque performer, sex worker advocate, Texas Hold em poker player, a philosopher of sorts and a very dedicated Satanist. 

So to paraphrase, I am a Satanic, sword-swallowing, fire-eating, geetar-playing, joke-telling, girl-kissing, poker-playing, Gasgow Celtic (Soccer) fan- Are you ready for the Evil One?